CATCH A TIGER BY HIS TAIL?
Little is known of any pre-nup agreement he has with Elin
Nordegren as to whether it bans her from using his name in any divorce action.
If he had that kind of foresight, maybe she
wouldn’t have used a four iron on him.
The publicity in this unfortunate affair is
particularly damaging to General Motors who are desperately trying to cover up
how easily a Cadillac Escalade crumbles, and even worse, how easy it is to
break in through a rear window.
DID IT EVER?
Did it ever occur to anyone that instead of spending a
hundred billion or so to continue the war in Afghanistan over the next year, we
could pay every man, woman, and child in Afghanistan about $3,000 and still have
some chump change left over?
Did it ever occur to President Obama to check with China
before he made his decision to build up our forces in Afghanistan? After all, we are using the money we
borrow from China to pay for this war.
Did it ever occur to anyone that if our unemployment figures
don’t improve soon, our labor costs will go down so much that we will once
again be able to manufacture shoes, clothing, computers, and television sets
here?
Did it ever occur to anyone that our recovery depends on our
hedge fund managers and investment bankers expanding their unregulated activity
to other nations? That way, they
can ruin every other nation’s finances, and level the playing field for us.
WHICH CAME FIRST, THE ….
An ordained Southern Baptist minister who regularly makes
reference to his strong religious beliefs, former Arkansas governor, and
Republican wannabee presidential candidate Mike Huckabee came a cropper when
one of the prisoners whose sentences he commuted assassinated four police
officers.
The steps taken by the violent criminals to get out of prison are not clearly defined. We do not know whether they first found Jesus and then Mike, or first Mike and then Jesus.
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