DUCK NOW, RUN LATER

Senator Bill Frist advised Republican candidates up for election this year to avoid any discussion about terrorism or the Iraq war, and to focus only on pocketbook issues.

That’s what the pickpockets call the Duck and Run campaign.

It’s actually his first public evasion in his 2008 run for the presidency.


                              BURN, BABY, BURN

Plans are already in the works for the construction of a very large facility to house President Bush’s papers, including some of his Home Security coloring books.  This will be the nation’s first Presidential Liebury.

Another unique feature is that it will contain the comments and financial records of Vice President Dick Cheney.  The building, of course, will be at an undisclosed location.

The architecture will be pinochiotic.

It is not true that the opening ceremony will feature a book burning.  The only document that will be burned will be the Bill of Rights.


                                      HOT PANTS

The firefighters in Richmond,  British Columbia, had to strip down to their underwear in order to fit into their fire protective gear.

In brief, as there were a handful of female firefighters among them, there was some jockeying around the common area where they changed clothes, and charges of sexual harassment arose, among other things.

Thanks to a prompt ruling by the city, whereby both men and women have to wear white boxer shorts, the dispute was over in a flash.


                               DON’T FENCE ME OUT

President Bush signed a bill authorizing the construction of a 700-mile fence along the Mexican border to block illegals from getting in to the U.S.  Unfortunately, there is no money to build the fence.

Mr. Bush and his friends are spending all the money on X-rated tv ads hoping to block Democrats from getting in to Washington, DC.

                                 
                                     NOT NOW, DEAR

The New Jersey State Supreme Court ruled that homosexual couples were entitled to the same advantages as heterosexuals.

They left to the state legislature the right to determine what to call the gay relationship, and which one in that partnership gets to have the headaches.

                                          TRUE VALUES   

The greatest single issue in the upcoming election is which party will gain control of the Congress.  Democrats are voting for candidates whose stands are antithetical to liberal causes.  Republicans are supporting a liberal Republican that regularly votes against the Bush administration. It’s all about the vote count in Congress.

This proves what we all have known for years.  Our elected officials, who are full of themselves, have far more value in their seats than in their heads.

We can’t blame them.  We are the ones who gave them their seats when we should have been kicking them.

Comments

[Sean Hattaway]

cheeky...lol... I guess the way the world's turning out now, some humor would make things a little livelier... and I hope it might smack the Bush administration onto their right senses.