A 200-pound male chimp chomped on the girl friend of the animal’s owner, who admitted that Bonzo had been her regular sleeping companion.
Maybe it was jealousy - the male enraged at being ousted as the PrimeMate.
Ryanair, the Irish low-fare airline, may charge their passengers a British pound (about $1.42) to use a toilet on their flights.
At least, that’s the plan they have floated.
One can only hope that their barf bags are waterproof, and the flight attendants wear non-slip shoes when sloshing along the aisles.
The planes are divided into three classes: First, Business, and Wet.
I presume the seats are plastic.
This adds a whole new dimension to the Mile High Club.
A loan officer in Bellevue defrauded lenders of about $2 million on mortgages for about 50 homes. In addition to some lenders going bankrupt and others forced out of business, some homeowners lost their homes. The small-fry poster-boy for the mortgage mess was sentenced to seven years in prison.
At the rate the economy is going, this bum may be looked upon as a savior. Other people may find this a good way of getting free rent, without much chance of being dispossessed.
Financial experts were left puzzling just how President Obama’s plan to cut our military budget by withdrawing all our troops from Iraq and deploying them in Afghanistan, would support his claim of tremendous financial savings for us.
That’s easy. Real estate is much cheaper in Afghanistan.
The only real supporter of Barack’s big war in Afghanistan is Halliburton. Think of all the billions they can skim just from rebuilding tents and caves.
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