A huge increase in the number of traffic cameras has scofflaws screaming that these are just another form of taxation, and an invasion of their right to privacy when they are caught running red lights or attempting to kill pedestrians foolish enough to use a crosswalk.
It’s too bad that we don’t have anyone in the remaining shambles of our automobile industry with the smarts to take advantage of this situation.
All they need to do is to use some of the advanced design of our warplanes, and make a Stealth Sedan.
Hell, designing one invisible car model should be a snap for those geniuses that have made giant car companies disappear.
Immediately after Arlen Specter’s defection to the Democratic Party, Rush Limbaugh widened the ethnic cleansing plan of his Republican party by calling for the McCain family and Colin Powell to cross the aisle as well.
Mr. Limbaugh’s self-sacrifice will be honored by future historians who will note that he was one of the most effective moles working from the inside to insure the destruction of the Republican Party.
In all fairness to Mr. Limbaugh, he protested that he had never intended to become a mole. He thought he was going to cut some of the Democratic power by becoming a moyl.
Maine has become the fifth state in the union to legalize same-sex marriage.
Another change is in the works. The nation’s capitol, the District of Columbia is raising the ante. Not only are they likely to legalize same sex marriage, but they are also going to recognize same sex marriages performed in other states.
In order to make their intent perfectly clear, they are changing their name. From now on it will be Washington AC/DC.
A recent poll showed that New Yorkers would much prefer to have Spitzer back as Governor in place of the gentleman who replaced him when Spitzer got nailed for spending $4,000 a pop of his own money for a hooker.
Eliot’s resurgent popularity is due to recognition of the fact that he was a good role model for sexually active teenagers who did not recognize the possibility of disease. A great believer in protection, Spitzer always kept his socks on during the action to ward off athlete’s foot.
Kenyan wives instituted a seven-day sex boycott against their husbands as a protest against their nation’s leaders failure to solve a widening split in its shaky coalition government. The protest appears to have been successful in forcing the leaders back to the table.
The men heading the opposing coalition parties realized they shared at least one common interest.
They were all concerned about a pandemic evidenced by wives murmuring, “Not tonight dear, I have a terrible boycott.”
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